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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…
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Your “Freaky Friday” Open Thread
I can do this… I can do this… /deep breath… That was a pretty go– FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!! Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them.…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Sepak Bola Api
I’ve always liked soccer. I played from ages 4-11, and played on a pretty decent intramural team for a few years in college. I…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)
The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured…
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Your “ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DRAFT !!!1!1!!!” Thursday Open Thread
FINALLY, purpose has come back to the NFL. The first round is a week today, and none too soon for the starved fetishists of…
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How Jerry Jones Caused Whitewater
What was the Whitewater scandal? Well Arkansas attorney general Bill Clinton and his wife partnered with James and Susan McDougal to purchase 220 acres of…
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Duchess Destroys the Draft
We have seen two “BLOCKBUSTER” trades for draft picks first the Rams traded their future for marketing purposes and then the Eagles decided to…
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Your “Josh Gordon’s Day of Anguish” 4/20 Open Thread
If Roger Goodell had any sense of humour – even an evil one – he would make an announcement about Josh Gordon today. It…
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Monday Night Open Thread
There’s playoff sports on, so discuss. Here’s to copious amount of booing from Philly fans.
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Your Saturday Night Shut-In Post
Ah Saturday night! John Travolta had a fever for it, because that was the night he could go out, shake his ass to Donna…