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Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are…
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Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part II)
Pros: Need to maintain high level of awareness of breast cancer throughout October Not even sure my TV gets any other channels on Sunday…
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Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)
It’s almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical…
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The Shortest Con: How Donald Trump Stole An Election He Never Wanted To Win
con /con/ (n): something (as a ruse) used deceptively to gain another’s confidence; also : a confidence game Donald Trump is a con man.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #4
Last week, we started the season previews, met a goofy-looking Aussie Gronk-lite, and went over the rule changes in store for this year. A…
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Early Games and 4th Commandment Open Thread
Even us atheists sometimes look at the Bible and must acknowledge that working on Sundays is not the way of the righteous–unless you work on the hospital,…
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Down the Rabbit Hole with BoS
Yeah Right’s air guitar post led to this. So, if you have anyone to blame, it’s him. When I was growing up in the…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Takanakuy
Imagine spending your Christmas beating the shit out of your friends, family members and neighbours. Actually, wait. Some of you probably do that already.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm:…
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Is this a Catch?
With High Priest Blandino proclaiming that the current catch “rule” in place in the NFL will most likely not be revised, it looks like…
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