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The Let’s Watch AFL and Drink and Post Fun Things Evening Open Thread
On the WatchAFL app, we’ve got the Western Bulldogs facing the Melbourne Demons at 7 PM Pacific followed by the Brisbane Lions against the…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Bo-Taoshi
To residents of the Western world, it seems almost standard for us to use the adjectives “weird” or “crazy” to describe most things coming…
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A Post of Self Reflection
The February of Duchess fell a bit flat. I have spent it sick. Not on my deathbed or anything but just enough to make…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Clone Debbie Harry holding the troll doll that used to be the present-day body of Moose, marches Doktor…
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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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Advanced Stats: 2015 El Grupo de la Muerte
Second only to gifs (jifs?) of pretty young ladies, the one thing that [DFO] Commentists seem to live for is analytics. So, cutesy intro…
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CrimeBeat!: For Whom The Bell-End Tolls
It was another boring week here at CrimeBeat!- no one went batshit at the Combine, there were no Fax Machine Malfunctions at the franchise…
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“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously,…
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Kessel Running Mates
This is how I picture Donald Trump surveying the Republican field this afternoon: Lots of people have already made the Cruz-aborting-his-campaign joke, so why repeat…