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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto’s…
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Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread
A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls “Heath Relief” (ugh),…
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Your “OMG OMG OMG” Free Agency Wednesday Open Thread
Day 2 of Free Agency. Let’s see what unfolded laundry highlights today: Doug Martin signed for 5 years to stay with Tampa. Well, the…
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Your “Manziel’s Still a Brown?” Tuesday Open Thread
Today was the first day of free agency, or the good riddance, post-Peyton era if you’re DeAngelo Williams. Good on him for refusing to…
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Quick Question
Would you rather: 1. Go blind orЩ} Lose all your other senses? Would You Rather… Go Blind Lose Your Other Senses View Results
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Now We Reward Sucking: Hagiography In The Age Of King
There’s no better opening than the this one by Ian O’Connor, so we’ll just go with that: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14918070/father-archie-thankful-peyton-manning-career-nfl“Archie Manning should have known better, and…
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How to Enjoy a Baseball Game
Training camp is a long way off, and mock drafts are for the twisted and depraved. So you can fill that time with alcohol,…
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Lazy Sunday Night Open Thread
I used to hate Sundays. Work and/or school the next day tends to take away from the enjoyment. For the most part, I still…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #5
Last week, we continued with the season previews, met my favorite AFL player, and caught up on the first scores from the preseason. This…