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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys
Oh good, this shit again. When last seen, the Dallas Cowboys were coming off of a 12-5 record and first place finish in the…
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AFL Beat 2024 – Round 24
Finals are set! Who is in? Who is out? Let’s see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights *** Next…
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Great Expectations Eagles 2024 Preview
Fall is coming as are my roller coaster of emotions during the NFL season. Can’t wait. Last year the Iggles came out of the…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Night Open Thread – The funniest thing happened….
Evening all, the pre-season is over and the team cuts will be coming today. I really feel sorry for the guys on the bubble,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already
Good morning drones. As you read this I’m probably off on a week’s vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries…
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Your Saturday NFL Preseason Open Thread
It’s a long wait until September 5th when the real stuff starts. Actually, we’re all old dogs (one of us is rockinng!) so time…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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Request Line: Alternate Versions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bare Minimum
Happy Friday and boy do I need it. I’ve been running point on a client audit of my company all week. That entails being…
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