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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 16: The Euro Has Started!!
Germany scored 6 goals in their opening match against Scotland on Friday. Charitably, one counted for Scotland, so that was a 5-1 thrashing, giving…
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Request Line: My face! My valuable face!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York
Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I’ve been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I’ve been poked and prodded over…
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25 Questions About…
SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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AFL Beat 2024 – Round 13
We got a LOT of surprises AGAIN this week! I don’t remember doing so badly on the Footy Tips. Let’s see what happened. ***…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 15
I really need to find a picture of Marika either playing golf or wearing a golf outfit. I am playing in my club’s championship…