Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - December 5, 2024December 4, 2024

In years past, December often meant seeing your favorite childhood things coming out to mark the calendar with excitement and joy. For residents of the greater New England region, it meant being excited for snow, for Christmas, for time off, for passing out drunk in snowbanks, and for touchdowns from

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Believe I’m Making a Uni Guide for the Marble League

Senor Weaselo - December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

But I am! So there. Why? Because I can, because Marble League 2024 just started, and because the team shirts have stepped up their game this year. Links to the unis should be obvious enough (it's the store link because I don't want to be bothered to show each picture

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)

LemonJello - December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

Hey. Let's just skip the pleasantries and get right to it? Is that acceptable to you? Freezer Vodka League Week 13 What in the name of the Elder Gods is going on in this league? There are six teams sitting at 9-4 that have qualified for playoffs: Sofa Loren, We Are Spamily, AJ

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2024November 30, 2024

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - December 3, 2024December 2, 2024

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Ghosts were created when

Chefs and Ricky’s Raiders – 3pm game open thread

ArmedandHammered - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

The image above was taken last night as we went non-traditional. My rib eye was delicious and my mac and cheese delivered as usual (side note - can Hippo eat Kraft Mac & Cheese as it does not really have any cheese). Not pictured are the rolls nor the wild

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: That’s My Raiders Request Line!

Sharkbait - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

With apologies to Rikki for using two of his recurring post titles but I can't think of anything better to set up this week's drink. Let's set the scene: Wednesday, October 2nd. I'm going to check the mail, and go downstairs to the front to find a package with my name

Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2024

Game Time Decision - November 29, 2024November 25, 2024

Hey all, as some of you know, we do the "Little Drummer Boy" challenge each year. It's really simple, if you hear the "Little Drummer Boy" song between Black Friday (Nov 29 at 12:01 AM in whatever time zone your in) and Christmas Eve ( Dec 24 at 12:01 AM)

Your Parade and March of the Wooden Soldiers Thanksgiving Morning Thread

Senor Weaselo - November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Because as we know it isn't Thanksgiving until you hear: "You have to stay with Barnaby, you're married to him.""I don't want to stay here with him.""Why?""I DON'T LOVE HIM!" Because March of the Wooden Soldiers (aka Babes in Toyland) is a timeless classic, no matter how much it's aged (and in several ways

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

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Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

LemonJello - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

Hey. Twelve weeks of games played. Twelve weeks of questionable roster decisions. How are your playoff chances looking? That good, huh? *shrugs* Without further ado, let's get into Freezer Vodka League's standings. There's more traffic snarls this week than I-95 on a Friday afternoon. Sofa Loren (9-3) is alone in the top spot this

NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 26, 2024November 27, 2024

Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All we know is that these folks are grizzled, unchiseled, and confident they made something that sizzled. Executive Producer: We fucking did it. Magic in a fucking bottle. EVERYONE