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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: How Long Until Spring?
We finally made it to Friday. To me this week has been kind of just…meh. Maybe it’s because February is the worst month of…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…
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How to Ruin a Classic: Clam Chowder
I know what you’re thinking: You’re the drinks guy. Why are you writing about food? DFO has a food guy and he’s damn good…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Return of Off Season Warhammer – The Death Korps of Krieg – Introduction
Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum “In life, war. In death, peace.” “In life, shame. In death, atonement.” – Final Litany of…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Robbed of Greatness
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Monty’s Martini
Hello, and happy hate week! I don’t have much hate to discuss this morning. Probably because it’s Friday, and who hates Fridays? Anyway, I’m…