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Request Line: The Beach
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer of Worlds
Happy midsummer Friday! We’re right in the thick of the summer, which means summer blockbuster movies are now coming out. One of the bigger…
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Wumbo Wednesday: We Has Camp Notes!
Ah yes, summer camp, the wonderful fun of doing… whatever arts and crafts shit, I don’t know what goes on at most sleepaway camps.…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Livin’ In The 80’s
I was watching ‘The Bear’ when I realized I hadn’t written this post yet, which is dumb because I’ve known what it was going…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition
Fuck Me, I need a calendar. Or an alarm or something. Lately, every Saturday, I get to DFO in the afternoons after reading Hippo’s…
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Request Line: Poverty and Wealth
EXT. SKID ROW ADJACENT MINI MART – DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES – TUESDAY CUT TO: a disheveled-looking man standing on the sidewalk. JIM TOMSULA: I don’t…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Coffee Coolers
Happy holy fuck it’s hot Friday. Is it me or does it seem like its been either a wet. smoky, or boiling hot summer…
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Doing things is hard
I went to CharCon over the past weekend, and did more walking and more drinking than I’ve done in a long time. The whole…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Kinda Made It!
Yesterday nine teams’ rookies reported to training camp. And today the Jets have fully opened up camp, as they’re playing in the Hall of…
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