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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it’s a wise move to go back to the pub?…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin’ Hank to…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue
Previously, on Goddess… Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the…
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Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. “Can I deesterb you for…
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Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or…
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The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.
INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in…
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Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread
So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, …
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…