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My Top Five…. LA Christmas Movies
I am rebooting (I DO live in LA, you know) the series of posts I created last year inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…
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Your Parade and March of the Wooden Soldiers Thanksgiving Morning Thread
“You have to stay with Barnaby, you’re married to him.”“I don’t want to stay here with him.”“Why?”“I DON’T LOVE HIM!”
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!
So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn’t go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he’s…
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating in one of the great…
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25 Questions About….
This: Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had … questions. I volunteered to write this…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Already Posted the Stravinsky…
Otherwise more riots, woo! (I’ll save it for April because the premiere was in April.) Instead we have news, which isn’t riots. -Jets fans…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…