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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1
The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: VEGAN Lentil Soup!
Good morning everyone! The NCAA tournament will be whittled down to the final four by the end of day today. Wasn’t it just last…
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BattleBots Beat: The Phil Rizzuto
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, I, how do I say this… like Phil Rizzuto’s famous “WW” calls, I wasn’t watching. I had…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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25 Questions About….
One of the most messed-up commercials we’ve all seen for a while. Of course, it’s by one of the tech companies that are trying…
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A modest proposal for the 2028 LA Olympics
As many of you know, I was born in México. La Ciudad de México, to be exact. That translates literally to “The City of…
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Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers
First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…
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The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…