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BattleBots Beat: The Phil Rizzuto
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, I, how do I say this… like Phil Rizzuto’s famous “WW” calls, I wasn’t watching. I had…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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25 Questions About….
One of the most messed-up commercials we’ve all seen for a while. Of course, it’s by one of the tech companies that are trying…
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A modest proposal for the 2028 LA Olympics
As many of you know, I was born in México. La Ciudad de México, to be exact. That translates literally to “The City of…
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Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers
First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…
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The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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The D of S, Vol. II: The Earthly Paradise
Night on top of the mountain of Purgatory. tWBS: So, what’s gonna happen? Senor: Beats me. After all, I’m not gonna be with you.…