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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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The D of S, Vol. II: The Earthly Paradise
Night on top of the mountain of Purgatory. tWBS: So, what’s gonna happen? Senor: Beats me. After all, I’m not gonna be with you.…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VII
tWBS: Why am I nervous? Senor: Because as I said, this is the lust terrace upcoming, and you posted compilations of sexy pictures on…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VI
Place and time: Walking up into the sixth terrace of Purgatory, right after Mozart ditched them. tWBS: You know, I’ve been wondering. I’ve gone…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo V
Place: Walking into the fifth terrace of Purgatory, when… Voice: Adhaesit pavimento anima mea. My soul cleaves to the dust; revive me with Your…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV
It’s the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his “pillow.”)…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo III
Senor: …Seamus? tWBS has a hand on his head and a hand on the ground to try and prevent himself from falling. Because falling…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why’d you do that? We could have watched football…
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The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue
Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I’ve got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time!…
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