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AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Elimination Finals + AFL Week 3
This week, two teams ended their seasons and one pulled off a massive upset Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! There is much…
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Crowning a #NuAIDS-Era Shempion – Monday Night Open Thread
All good things come to an end. The same maxim applies to Wahoowa’s two year reign as Hoopsball Shempions, provided we don’t have a…
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Saturday Night’s Alright…FOAR #NuAIDS Time-Delayed Raging Semis!
And then there wuz FOUR. Rage on, y’all! 2MW Houston (+5) v. 1S Baylor (5:14, CBS) All Texas early on, but not with the…
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#NuAIDS Tuesday MOAR FLACCO Hoopsball Thread
True story – I had to take some Benadryl yesterday afternoon, fell asleep at the Niiiiiiiice Beaver half – and missed the rest of…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Week 9 + AFL Week 2
This week, both the men and the women were in action! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! You know, these last two weeks…
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#NuAIDS Monday Flacco Eight F-ck Yeah! (and Open Thread)
If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence? 12MW Oregon State…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen y Sunday Noche Thread
Here’s where we would ordinarily start pre-dreading Monday…but there’s hoops on the schedule Monday and Tuesday! THANKS, #NuAIDS!! Always knew u wuz kewl. 11E…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen Back End (PHRASING)
God, look at my mind, ass over elbows into the gutter. Yesterday provided three really compelling fixtures, and then an assault on one’s senses. …
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen Nighttime Fun
Thoughts and prayers to Scotchy, trying hard to delay his nightly passing out. Boeheim needs him! 15S Oral Totes Counts (+11) v. 3S Arkansas (7:25,…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen (no Chmura smh) Time!
Our calendars and body clocks are off, I know. Shit, I believe I had an afternoon nap every day this workweek. Scion of the…