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Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread
Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels? Boy howdy, has…
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Shempions League Takes Charge
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 10 / Sexy Friday Open Thread
This week… We are in the middle of a shitload of games in a row: and IT’S SEXY AFL FRIDAY!! …
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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 9 / Evening Open Thread
This week… We have just started a shitload of games in a row: We had quite a few blowouts: and IT’S SEXY…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 8
This week… We have a shitload of games in a row: We have more upsets: and a soccer game broke out: …
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Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!
Welcome to Decision Day! With the exception of one game, every match has positional repercussions. Most importantly, the Top 4 and relegation are all…
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Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread
There’s really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many…