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Your July 22nd Lesser Footy Open Thread: Getting over the hump
Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators! Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek’s most sexiest day, we have a triple header– with the two…
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Your July 21st Lesser Footy Open Thread: Avoiding Relegation
Hello sports fans, gamblers and procrastinators! As you can see from the featured image, longtime sponsor of the Scousers, Carlsberg, have created a commemorative…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 7
This week… A media star is born: A big surprise happens: and Robbie Gray has ice in his veins and teammates on top…
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Your Matchday 37 Lesser Footy Open thread: The Penultimate match
Hello Sports fans! We’ve got a lesser footy double header on the menu today. But first, a quick thought about yesterday’s Manchester United/ Chelski…
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Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the…
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Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!
Hello sports fans and work procrastinators! We have a Lesser Footy Double header today. Game 1A: Continental Europe Bowl (1PM EST) A YUGE match…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 6
This week… A South Park character just might be the second-best player on the #1 team in the competition: A Crow gets a…
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Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today’s 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We’ve…
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MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk’s Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes…
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Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?
Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them…