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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 9
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island Talk!
Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an…