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Conference Title Saturday (and Lesser Matters) Open Thread
Welcome to the last full, meaningful Saturday of wall-to-wall footy. Cherish it, as September is a long-assed time away. That was theme-free Kurt Vile. …
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Copa América 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in. How does that happen, you say? Well,…
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Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…
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Drop That Bass Line Lesser Footy and JV NFL Open Thread
In honour of the Iron Bowl (MOAR below), check out this amazing new tune by the Cats who gave you 2018’s Hippo Song of…
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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…
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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it’s always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don’t…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[Slow fade in to EXT. – a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground,…