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Whatchamacallit: A mid-Gold Cup guide to Central American nicknames
As I advised to several of you over the weekend, it’s sometimes a lot better to watch the fútbol on the Spanish channels as…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 13
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 13 Recaps and Highlights Once again, we have an abbreviated Round as only 6…
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LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!
IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was…
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TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 12
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 12 Recaps and Highlights Last week, I mentioned that I really hate the byes.…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling “VICE news Chile” – alas, it doesn’t…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 11
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 11 Recaps and Highlights It’s too bad our normal schedule of one Australian Friday…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…