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AFLW Round One 2019
This week, and Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 1 Recaps The Round and Season started with the new Geelong Cats hosting the…
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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 3
Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week, we saw the rest of the first bonfire, the couples went on their second dates, and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread
Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me…
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AFL Beat Offseason Report #2 – AFLW Preview
This week, and Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW TEAM PREVIEWS This weekend, (TONIGHT ACTUALLY!), the third season of AFL Women’s gets…
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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2
Welcome back! I’m renaming these recurring posts Temptation Island Talk because I’m mentally 12 years old and it’s me talking about each week’s episode,…
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Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…
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Your “Which Team in Liga MX Should I Adopt?” Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
As we all know, there is only one game left in the NFL season. That means it’s time to find other sports and divertissements…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island!
Oh, kids! I was in a down mood after Sunday’s games and I was looking for something to cheer me up. Bob’s Burgers was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Championship” Sunday No-Funday (2018 Season)
Fuck it, I hate everything and since RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! lucked out, there will be no Narrative Owl. So I guess I have to watch…