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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread
Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know…
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Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)
Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts…the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively “white hat” teams face off for the Lombardi, and it’s…
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The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.
[EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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Super Bowl “L” Predictions: Blake Griffin
Hi everyone, I’m NBA All-Star Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers and I’m here to give my prediction for Super Bo… What was…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”
FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have…
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Why I’m Taking the Big Junior Broncos to Cover
Disgraced Friday Night Tykes reality star and former TYFA Junior Broncos coach-turned-motivational speaker, Coach Charles Chavarria stands at the front of the Denver Broncos…
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…