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In Memorium : Another gentle soul heads to Frith’s embrace
I was not up to doing last night’s post due to the fact that we lost my buddy Noir, my pet rabbit who thought…
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Monday Night Open Thread – What do you keep in your shed?
So, I am kicking back while visiting San Diego, doom scrolling my phone while waiting on my food, when I see a link to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition
Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?
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Doing Nothing in the Sun – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. I spent the weekend away and then a couple of hours today at the beach doing nothing, just getting some sun and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Much of a Spring Break, Eh?
Gig yesterday (that nearly murdered my kidneys, three straight hours on stage and I had to ask if I could go off before I…
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Let The Smadness Begin – The DFO 2025 NCAA Basketball Playoffs Preview
Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for…
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Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after
Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me,…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Haven’t Eaten My Weight in Nian Gao, Year of Snek Edition
This is on account of me getting to Senorita Weaselo’s late last night, after dinner. So it was already divvied up and I just…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…