NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos

ballsofsteelandfury - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn't go out much anymore, specially not to places like this. He had to go, though. He didn't have a choice He headed to the bar by the green wall, as he was

Bad Times At Dave’s

Horatio Cornblower - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then those days go by faster than anything your prostate has a say in and you're back in the workweek before you know it. No, all I

The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3

ballsofsteelandfury - October 31, 2019October 30, 2019

The title of this episode was "Guilt Ridden" but it really should have been "White Ashley's Ass Comes Out". There will be a screenshot and I will scour the Internet for gifs. It's.... something. Episode 3 aired on Thursday night last week when the Minnesota Vikings beat the

Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2019October 25, 2019

Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our "No Pants Rule". We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running joke on the blog, I suspect it's also not far from the truth for some of you. At least when you're not at work. Or maybe sometimes even

The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2019October 23, 2019

Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to be better than last season. I mean shit started happening REAL QUICK! Episode 2 aired on Thursday night last week when the Kansas City

Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 18, 2019October 18, 2019

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It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the "Equal Time Fo' Da Ladies" portion of Sexy Friday. At least for many months. Maybe longer. And after considering that, I decided they deserved some payback. No wait, that sounds bad.

Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

WCS - October 18, 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

Your “Your Ink Is In My Briefs” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

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I've been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months. Allow me to explain. When I filed for divorce from my ex-wife, now more than six years ago, I prepared and filed the documents myself. And also when I prepared my will a few years

Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island Talk!

ballsofsteelandfury - October 10, 2019October 9, 2019

Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an ad for a familiar friend: Temptation Island. When I clicked on it, I realized that it wasn't really so much an ad but the entire first

Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 4, 2019October 4, 2019

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Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday. tWBS: Hey Ma! What day is it? tWMS: It's Friday. tWBS: Really? I thought it was still Thursday. tWMS: That's because you're a dumbass. tWBS: Thanks Ma. I guess I better

AFL Beat 2019 Grand Final Review

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2019September 28, 2019

This week, Your 2019 Premiers Your 2019 Norm Smith medalist And there was this... The last game of the year is now over. It's only a few months until AFLW begins! At least we have the NFL to tide us over through the offseason... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The Grand Final

AFL Beat 2019 Finals Week Three

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2019September 21, 2019

This week, Another missing Giant? At least HE will be back... And we've reached the end... We had two thrilling Preliminary Finals. Let's get right to it! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Finals Week Three started with the first of the two Preliminary Finals to be played: Geelong Cats against the Richmond