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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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In Which We Try To Say Strange New Phrases
BRUNSON BRONSON BRAUN SWING BRONN SWIN BRONZE NGUYEN BROWNS WIN … … … ONLY ONE OF THESE…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 2
This week, we will have an abbreviated AFL Beat as real life got in the way. TO THE GAMES! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven…
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That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of…
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Please Gamble Responsibly
On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session and only got better from there. On Hippo’s JV Footy Open…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 1
This week, And Dustin Martin is good. Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! The First Qualifying Final started things off with #1 Richmond…
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AFL Beat Finals Bye Week
This week, even though there are no games (or are there?), we still have stuff to talk about as the AFL season-ending awards were…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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AFL Beat 2018 Round 23
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 23 Recaps and Highlights The final Round of the Home and Away season started…