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Bring Me the Skull of the HR Director
You may, or may not, know that I recently got shitcanned from a job that I thought was perfect for me. I’ll save you…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2
The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go…. balls: Get there and knock as the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Women’s Round 5
First off, I apologize for the AFL Beat being late this week. A certain DFO pub crawl got in the way. FYI, a good…
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TGISF…aka Your “Ash Wednesday Has Passed, But Here’s a Belated Mardi Gras Theme for Sexy Friday Anyway” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Wow that’s a long title. We’re gonna get letters. But it’s totally true. For some reason I can’t quite pinpoint, it’s been an odd…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: No Mean City
Libertine, Chatham Arch. 2:47 am, February 28th, 2017 Stepping in from the biting cold where his head was exposed to the incessant rain that surely planned…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS:…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFL Women’s Round 4
You know, the more and more I watch the AFL Women’s competition, the more I Appreciate the game of Australian Rules Football Respect the…
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TGISF…aka “El Béisbol Vuelve….Sort of…” Sexy Friday Open Thread
That’s right sports fans. Baseball is back. Sort of. MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend. Moreover,…
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25 Questions About The NFL From A Barely Interested Former “Fan”
In case you were interested, no I did not buy the Groupon from last week. Now that I know that tWBS lives within miles…
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Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.
NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…