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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So, Valentine’s Day has come and gone. And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear. You did the dinner or the flowers…
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DFO Insider: Problems With The Third Act
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are pacing back and forth in front of a huge mahogany desk.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Picking a Winner
Howdy ho and welcome back! This week, we check in on Round 2 of AFL Women’s, help the undecided to pick a team to…
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TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finally! Some good footy!
Well, THAT was… something. And WAY better! Whoa, kids! Have we got a new season of awesome Australian Rules Football for you! There are…
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Joe and Troy At the Superb Owl
When we last left our dismal duo, Joe was lamenting the entirety of the state of Wisconsin. Troy was Eggman. Standard Operating Procedure in…
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Psssssst…. HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!! You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self] Oh come on. It’s Funny!!!! ARE YOU…
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Joe and Troy: A Viewpoint
(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America’s Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas,…