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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Psssssst…. HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!! You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self] Oh come on. It’s Funny!!!! ARE YOU…
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Joe and Troy: A Viewpoint
(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America’s Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas,…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
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An Oath to Bleergh
We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed…
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Bashing New Country in its Head with a Cudgel
We need to drop 98 tons of nuclear waste on Nashville. And I’m not sure that’s enough to kill every fuckstick who is responsible…
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TGISF…aka Your “Pro Bowl Weekend” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And…
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A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…
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TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes….Conference Championship Sunday. If I’m being honest…historically speaking at least…I’ve always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS). The reasons…
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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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The Reign of the Jackal King Begins
Here we are. The dogs have sprung from their caves, muzzles saturated with blood and baring their sabre sharp teeth that are eager…