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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Lambolton: The Musical
NARRATOR: [with musical intonation] The year…is two thousand and sixteen. Two. Zero. sixteen. The Cleveland Browns, flirting with the greatest triumph of numerical symmetry…
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TGISF…aka “Last Second Re-Tread and also Merry New Year!!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Beef Jerky Time!!!! There’s plenty, you know. – I’m sorry folks. Sincerely. This week….Thank God It’s Sexy Friday is going to suck. And I…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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Missmember
The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to…
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Meanwhile, At The BirdMurderDome…
[EXTERIOR, Minneapolis] [Six bedraggled figures, backs stooped and all but one swathed in many layers of mismatched clothing , huddle in a doorway to…
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TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in. Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I…
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Quotables Week 14 Submissions – The “tWBS breaks the internet” version
Seriously, if I don’t have a stroke or accidentally put norad on defcon1 before this is over, it will be a minor miracle. tWBS…
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TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread
**Disclaimer….I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES. As far as I know, she most definitely does not….(please do not sue DTZM) But…
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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…