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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1
Good evening. I’m Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, “How much hot…
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TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, maybe “LIVE from Vegas” is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I’m still on normal standard time….errrrr eastern standard time. …
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The Tragic Descent into Holiday Hell
Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I know. I’m fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours…more or…
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Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…
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TGISF…aka Your “Don’t Build That Wall Just Yet” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So last week, I made a bit of a faux pas in the sports section of the TGISF entry. While I had every intention…
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TGISF…aka “tWBS Watches Horrible Movies and TV Just to See Amanda Seyfried” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s true. Perhaps sadly. Pathetically? Yeah, perhaps. But still true nonetheless. I’ve watched so many horrible movies and TV shows, sometimes more often…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…