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A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.
Int: A very dark and damp room. The only sounds are a steady drip of water and quiet sobs and moans. Victim #3: “Hello?…
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TGISF…aka Hallelujah, Where’s the Tylenol…aka Sara Jean Underwood is a Goddess/Sexy Friday Open Thread
Damn….is it really Friday again already? Yeesh, I really gotta stop drinking so much. The title for Sexy Friday this week should be self-explanatory. …
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Prisoner Ninety-One
ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, They’re marching down the field, First down, first down, A touchdown we will yield. JOE HADEN A twelve…
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The Last Yard
The Last Yard – Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016 We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the…
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DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut
EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: “Damn, Antonio! You can catch…
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…
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TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread
Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…
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The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special
And by “special”, I do mean “short bus” special. Let’s get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers’ fan. So I really…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…