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“Summoned by BOLTMAN” – A Boots On The Ground Chargers Game Experience
It’s not every day that one of us gets a call to greatness; it’s even less often that we actually answer. At 9:15am on…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Since Forever
Libertine, Downtown. 2:47 am, September 18th, 2016 Since Forever. The words non-mockishly running below the bar name printed on the drink napkins in lieu of a conventional…
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Fantasy Advice: Gary Oldman
Thanks to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Darkest Timeline Zach Morris’ connections in Hollywood, we’re bringing in a special guest to provide fantasy football advice this week:…
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A Cannon Sounds
[int: Los Angeles office building] Dr. Drew’s Agent: Look, Drew. I know the last few months have been rough and I’m trying my best…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 2 (Semifinals)
Imagine my surprise when I woke up on Friday morning and saw that the Western Bulldogs were within a point of the Hawthorn Hawks…
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Stab My Ears with Broken Mirros
I love music. You name it, I will listen to it. Except new country, I’d rather be locked in a closet with Cris Collinsworth,…
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The Sun Sets in the West
It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 1
Oh kids, do we have some great stuff this week! Gather around and let Ole Balls tell you about this weekend’s finals games! Welcome…
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One More Down!
♫ …set to the music of “One Day More” from Les Miserables… ♫ JIMMY HASLAM One day more! Another day, another felony Much less a franchise…
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Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.
*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: “Hey Scott!” SL:…