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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Bye Week
As we discussed last week, the AFL decided to institute a bye week between the end of the Home and Away season and Finals…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23 (Last of the Regular Season)
You know, they say every end is a new beginning and I certainly subscribe to this theory. As much as I dislike that one…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 22
Apologies for the AFL Beat being late, but there was the slight thing about Sunday being my birthday and all so that got in…
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A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags
The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. I was 30 and he was 64. I was on a golf…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: I may be clinically insane to try this – Everything from Scratch Made Lasagne
Before we get started today I have a couple of quick announcements; one, you are in for a very special treat next Sunday (no…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21
There were plenty of those this week! A recap, a look ahead, and a whole lot more on Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Amor Fati
Honor Amongst Thieves, Uptown. 2:47 am, August 11th, 2016 “To Larry!” In unison, “TO LARRY!” With a sarcastic sense of modesty “Oh ok. To me.” Larry…