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Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation
Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Project Manhigh
Green Russell, Larimer Square. 2:47 am, August 9th, 2016 Standing behind the back bar, two mixologists are silently bickering about the cell phone use of…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 20
This week, I met DFO’s very own BFC, BrettFavresColonoscopy, for a quick drink prior to him getting on a plane for what must have…
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State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen
The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site’s early history is…
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Mr. Bronco
INT. CLEANROOM – DAY A transsexual Asian woman sits alone at a table in an electronics cleanroom. The room is a Faraday cage. A room…
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Conflicted Feelings About Confusing Shit
Christmas is almost here. And I don’t mean that fucking bullshit holiday where I spent a million dollars on gifts and hear my kids…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
This Round was unofficially deemed the round of the milestones since several players were either breaking records having to do with the number of…
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Coach Zimmer Gets Ready for Work.
main image via Interior: Coach Zimmer’s home near the Great Northern Minnesota woods “Good morning, Maria! Well, I guess it’s about that time again.…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: First Day of Camp
INT. JACK DEL RIO’S OFFICE – DAY JACK DEL RIO: [sitting behind his desk] …you know that it’s nothing personal. KEN NORTON, JR.: [seated in a…
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Car Shopping With Rosie O’Donnell
The only car salesman I have ever liked was the one portrayed by Kurt Russell in the 80’s classic “Used Cars.” If you haven’t…