Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS -
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Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Football War

The Maestro -
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[source] Jimbo, it's getting close... I can taste it. Schedule's out. Fans or not, we need to get ready. [source] Easy for you to say, John. I bet the NCAA's gonna fuck this up. We NEED to play college football. My life DEPENDS upon it. I will SWALLOW MY WHISTLE and CHOKE TO

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Gombe Chimpanzee War

The Maestro -
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[source] What do you think about civil wars, Jim? [source] I'd say we're probably bound for one soon if things keep on the way they have been thus far. Since I've watched all the film that's ever been created in the history of football, and with the league still not letting us run workouts

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The German Peasants’ War

The Maestro -
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Well, Jim. This is it. I'm tellin' ya, things are getting dire here. I can't even get good steaks for the dogs delivered promptly anymore, Johnny. All this forced online stuff is ruining all my best-laid plans. How are you supposed to throw your headset on the turf if you don't

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Anglo-Zanzibar War

The Maestro -
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So Johnny, what are your draft plans this year? Well, Jim, I can tell you this: the highest-ranking Ohio State player on the board whenever possible. Bastard. They didn't even make the Playoff this year. Oh, and you guys did? That's news to me. Haven't even won a bowl game in god knows

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Basus War

The Maestro -
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Jim, I'm out of game tape to watch. It's a travesty. I decided that since I've now watched literally all of football in the history of the sport, I had time to go back and balance some of my accounts dating back to my grade school days. You owe me...

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Flagstaff War

The Maestro -
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This corona thing feels like a stalemate this week, Jim. It's affecting all of us - hell, even my own productivity is down. Speaking of stalemates, Johnny, did you know that since overtime was added to NFL rules in 1974, there have been only 25 games that ended in a tie? What

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Paraguayan War

The Maestro -
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John, I'm so bored. This corona stuff sucks. I feel you Jim. It's getting to the point of re-watching old games just to feel something. Anything, really. Remember Super Bowl XXIV, Johnny? Sure do, brother. Montana's finest game. Those Broncos, man. What a shitshow. Took a long time to recover from that. Just like Paraguay in

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Nika Riots

The Maestro -
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John, gotta say: all this virus stuff is making me think we might not get to be out there on the gridiron for quite a while. I'm worried too, brother. What's it gonna take? I mean, you know better than anyone that I've spent days at a time in the film

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Stray Dog

The Maestro -
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Jim, what's the deal with you these days? Why haven't you been up working out with me at 4 in the morning like we normally do? Ah, Johnny, it's the damn dogs. Wife thinks she's got corona, so it's been up to me to take 'em out for walks. No excuse,