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DFO Field Trip: Walking The AFL Beat
It’s been quite a while since I posted, and I was looking for a way to jump back in. DFO’s burgeoning interest in football…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Sunday Edition)
Yes, I’m recycling the picture. I don’t care enough about today’s games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck. 10MW Syracuse…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Saturday Edition)
Oh, this is an unflavored ice milk kind of tournament, no doubt. So without further ado…your first set of Flacco Eight matchups. 2W Oklahoma…
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Sweet Sixteen Part Deux (Dead Jeebus Day Edition)
To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me “Why did Jesus die?”…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Cheese-Rolling
The English are well known for their absurdist sense of humour. From Monty Python to Mr. Bean to even Parliament itself, the weird and…
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Sweet Sixteen Thursday Preview/Game Thread
Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame…
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“Where’s My Bazinga?” – Explaining the Week 2 Madness to Your Mother
Perhaps something similar happened to you last week? *phone rings Beerguyrob: “Whaddya want?” Mom: (calling from California) “Robert, it’s Mom. Why can’t I watch ‘Big…
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Awaking From the Basketball Coma (Sunday No-Funday Preview)
The last day of the coma is always such a bummer, because all I can think about is how close to being over it…
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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Buzkashi
When you think about polo, what do you think about? Pretentious wankers in jodhpurs? Giant-sized croquet mallets? The most bland, reserved crowds ever? Overall,…