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BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke

Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…

In the Pretend Year of Our LAWD 2081, I achieved the crowning achievement of my life (Pretend or otherwise). Ground is breaking on 140,000 seat…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that…

What up all? As always, I hope you’re as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. …

Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed,…

Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway,…

Hey all, I hope you’re well or well as can be considering all the shit that going on ( pandemic, politics, vaccine roll out,…

Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…

Oh my cats, y’all. There be some sportsball today. Our hobo relocatoUr Imaginary Friend will bring glad tidings of NFL triple-header (for once, Good…