Your “THIS is League Stability?”Thursday Night Open Thread

NFL News: The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League. According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to the O.co is West Coast Moving Systems. They have a three-hour guaranteed response time, and proudly advertise having moved Gary Payton. This seems right up Mark

Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread

Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It's like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL Notes: Tom Cable has withdrawn from consideration for the Niners head coaching job, so it's all but assured that Kyle Shanahan is the man expected to be

Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Jesus Tapdancing Christ - first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn't had it first, I know what her perscription would be: NFL News: Now that the Cowboys season is done - reminder: HAHAHAHAHAH.....LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! - the "number one priority" is trading

Semi-Instant Balls Thoughts – Divisional Day One

Well,  those were two games,  weren't they? So far,  this tourney has gone straight chalk.  Not one upset to be had and not one game within ten points. The funny part is that both Saturday games were close at the half, teasing us with the promise of actual entertaining second half football.

Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

A full #content day here at [DFO]'s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed authors we have on staff. NFL News: Fearing they'd miss out on all that guaranteed Raider-fan money, the Chargers announced they are moving to LA to be

A Primer For Newly-Orphaned Chargers Fans

Fuck-You-Dean

The San Diego Chargers have returned home, to their original home of Los Angeles.  (Is that how I do it, LA Rams fans?)  Regardless of whether you’re a fan of the Chargers or a normal person, this news can’t be surprising.  San Diego smartly refused to hand Dean Spanos hundreds

ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - DOWNTOWN - DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN'S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL, MORTAL LIVES AS ANOTHER LONG OFFSEASON BEGINS. BUT BOLTMAN MUST NOT WAIVER! [Shreds an air guitar solo] IT IS UP TO HIM TO ONCE AGAIN LEAD HIS LEGION

Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I'm not sure how the alt-left would have dealt with this. Urolagnia doesn't lend itself to offence like "Beta-cuck" did for the alt-right. Look for Drs Oz & Phil to have

Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola

The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration for a cabinet position:   Something tells me Pharrell doesn't fit in with the rest of Trump's picks. I wonder if Trump knows it's not a real club. Name: Vincent

Better Know A Trump Appointee – Michael Flynn

Everybody has one, that friend with the short temper who is usually a great time, but all it takes is for one thing to happen and that guy's attitude turns on a dime and there's no settling him down. He just has to yell or punch his way calm. Well,