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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?” He muttered to himself, “Aww,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: New Home
I swear, at some point you’ll get a Nocturnes Magazine Season G recap. Hopefully next week, since that’s when the first round of the…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And So It Goes
Another year down. Good riddance. I’ll be honest, there wasn’t a lot of good from this year for me. I think of what was…
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25 Questions About…
This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room.…
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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In the Bleak Midwinter
When the thunder rumbles, Now the age of Gold is dead. And the dreams we’ve clung to, trying to stay young, Have left us…
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