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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVIII
Political talk has died down so WE ARE BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover…
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Sexy Friday, Have you done your Xmas shopping yet edition
Today is December 11, 2020, which means there are only 2 weeks until Christmas Day, which means you need to make sure you buy…
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Little Drummer Boy challenge
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread
Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens’ strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that’s…
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Sexy Friday, It’s December! edition
Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick’s Day parties got cancelled because of…
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Your “Thursday Night NOT Football” Open Thread
Today is another Thursday that is the “Bad News” end to the “Some Day Night Football”* Covid rescheduling. I fail to find anything objectionable…
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It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread
As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that…
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Sexy Friday, Black Friday edition
If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he’d be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think…
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Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: I’m just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys’ win over Vikings…
