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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In the Bleak Midwinter
When the thunder rumbles, Now the age of Gold is dead. And the dreams we’ve clung to, trying to stay young, Have left us…
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Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Cancún…. The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!” She muttered…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Northern Ontario…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…
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“I Don’t Think I’ve Wasted My Time” – A Belated Seahawks Bye Week Post
The Seahawks bye was in Week 8, and here we are in Week 14. They have played five games since then, and gone 4-1…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!
We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here’s what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL…