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Your “Always Be A Good Sport” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: It’s after the holiday, so let’s see who got paid today: Kareem Hunt, who got a two-year, $13.25 million extension from the…
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The D of S, Prologue
Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…
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Your Monday Evening Stanley Cup Semi-Finals Preview & Open Thread
NFL News: It’s Labor Day, and team offices are closed, so let’s talk about who got paid yesterday: Jadeveon Clowney: a 1-year deal worth…
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Your “Nothing Left To Do” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: One week ’til kickoff! It’s always 420 at practice – Josh Gordon is back with the Seahawks. The Seahawks signed him to…
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Your “Why Does My Brain Work Like This?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Stealing from Crimebeat!: Bengals CB Mackensie Alexander is having himself a rough few days: On Monday, his father went missing on a…
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Your “Reputation Counts For Something” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Hilarious if true – the Cowboys “are not expected” to attempt to sign Earl Thomas. This works on a number of levels:…
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Your Monday Evening NHL Second Round Preview & Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Earl Thomas & his winning personality punched his ticket out of Baltimore. It turns out that the Ravens valued a sixth-round pick…
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Your “You Can’t Say That On Television” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hopefully the banner image doesn’t get us blacklisted as porn by search engines in Canada. Beer Guy Rob is still off tonight, and in…
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Your “The Sound of Silence” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Most of the news today is bureaucratic in nature: The NFL decided back in June that each team could set its own…
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