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Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024
Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2023
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Balls Magazine Volume 21
I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and…
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Green Bay Packers preview
When doing some research for this poorly thought out season preview, I went to see what I said about the Packers last year, but…
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Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)
On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…