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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three “Best” Burger franchises. I speak,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir
Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were…
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Balls Magazine Volume 18
As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…
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Balls Magazine Volume 17
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 7
It’s so nice when you are working with true professionals that are good at their job. The Franco bullet perfectly grazed the shoulder pad…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 6
We had been on the road for a couple of hours when I farted. “Really?” “Sorry. I guess I overdid it yesterday with the…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…