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    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 5

    May 23, 2023

    “So much for moving on to Part 3”, I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4

    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4

    May 16, 2023

    I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3

    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3

    May 9, 2023

    I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 15

    Balls Magazine Volume 15

    May 3, 2023

    As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 2

    May 2, 2023

    In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn’t have to…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 1

    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 1

    April 25, 2023

    Having a wet dream while 40,000 feet above sea level and going 550 miles per hour is difficult in the best of times, but…

  • The Karen Carpenter of Warhammer posts.

    The Karen Carpenter of Warhammer posts.

    April 24, 2023

    All, as I had the day off, not according to my company, but I acted as if I did, I forgot about the Warhammer…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 14

    Balls Magazine Volume 14

    April 19, 2023

    As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…

  • Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread

    Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread

    April 16, 2023

    Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 13

    Balls Magazine Volume 13

    April 12, 2023

    As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…

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