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Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)
On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Balls Magazine Volume 19
The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Ummm, Good Morning A Carpentered placeholder
This is a placeholder till a real post can be created, maybe, or it may be the actual post. The mock draft yesterday was…
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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three “Best” Burger franchises. I speak,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir
Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were…
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Balls Magazine Volume 18
As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…