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Balls Magazine Volume 17
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 7
It’s so nice when you are working with true professionals that are good at their job. The Franco bullet perfectly grazed the shoulder pad…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 6
We had been on the road for a couple of hours when I farted. “Really?” “Sorry. I guess I overdid it yesterday with the…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 5
“So much for moving on to Part 3”, I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4
I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3
I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…
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Balls Magazine Volume 15
As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…
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