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    “So much for moving on to Part 3”, I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words…

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    I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3

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    I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 15

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    In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn’t have to…

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