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Balls Magazine Volume 14
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…
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Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla…
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Balls Magazine Volume 13
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…
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Balls Magazine Volume 12
As you may or may not know, the West Coast has been hit with a lot of rain this winter. Don’t get me wrong,…
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Balls Magazine Volume 11
Remember how I won my very first golf tournament and broke 100 on the same day? Well, I just finished my second tournament and…
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Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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Give The Governor a Harrumph – Mel Brooks Open Thread
I must have been five years old when my father took our family to see “Silent Movie” in the theatRe. I got into it…
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Balls Magazine Volume 10
As you may or may not know, the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area gamely braved a Blizzard of epic proportions. I got mine with…
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Balls Magazine Volume 9
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me… As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and…
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Balls Magazine Volume 8
Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a…