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Balls Magazine Volume 4
On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 3
I was looking up tee times at one of my local courses for Thanksgiving Day when I found one for pretty cheap that included…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…
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Balls Magazine Volume 1
I was inspired by Brick’s image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods……
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Your MNF Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Northern Ontario neighborhood hobo enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2022
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…