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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Six
Welcome back! Last night, the NFL decided we had had enough close quality games and decided to force feed the nation the not-at-all anticipated…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island Talk!
Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Five
Welcome back! Last night we had the NFL’s second attempt at scheduling a decent game on Thursday Night: the Los Angeles Rams against the…
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AFL Beat 2019 Grand Final Review
This week, The last game of the year is now over. It’s only a few months until AFLW begins! At least we have the…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday and JV Football Week 4 Open Thread
Teh Hippo needs a break this weekend, so I’m filling in with the DFO version of Saturday morning cartoons. Sadly, many of our younger…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Four
Welcome back! Last night we had the NFL’s attempt at scheduling a decent game on Thursday Night: the Green Bay Packers against the Philadelphia…
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Balls On Your… Michelada
Sharkbait’s Friday Cocktail series is one of my favourite recurring posts on this site. In last week’s installment, Moose brought up a brilliant idea,…
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AFL Beat 2019 Finals Week Three
This week, We had two thrilling Preliminary Finals. Let’s get right to it! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Finals Week Three started…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Three
Welcome back! Last night we had the Prototypical Thursday Night Football game. The one. The only. It could only be the Jacksonville Jaguars vs…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…