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Eventual Balls Thoughts XLII
Welcome back! What a weekend of football, huh? (Note: this is being written prior to the weekend’s games. Insert picture of dog in science…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XLI
Welcome to the first Eventual Balls Thoughts of the New Year! As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XL
We are once again BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIX
We are once again BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVIII
Political talk has died down so WE ARE BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover…
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Little Drummer Boy challenge
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread
As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVII
Obligatory: That is a wonderful movie. I don’t know how you could have made it through the 90s and not seen that movie, but…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI
The last two weeks have been… eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that’s not my favourite…
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America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel?…