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An Embarrassment of Post-Season Ramblings (A Downfield Matriculator Jam)
Have you been missing FITBAW?? I sure ’nuff have. Thankfully, our imaginary pal Downfield Matriculator has submitted the following for our great enjoyment… Of…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!
We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here’s what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 3 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Grand Final next week. Who are they? Let’s…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 2 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Preliminary Finals next week. Who are they? Let’s…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 1 Recap!
There are two teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a bye. Who are they? Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Finals…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 24 Recap!
This is posting in lieu of Tiki Thursday because of the Gold Coast-Essendon game. What happened? Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 23 Recap!
There is only one week left in the regular season. Lots of stuff to get through. Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 22 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost AGAIN and now maybe I’m ready to agree that the wheels are falling off. They have a tough game…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 21 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost again and all of a sudden people are trying to say the wheels are falling off. Easy there, AFL…