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AFL Beat 2026 – Season Preview!
The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL has done for two years now and it’s apparently here to…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Many football lovers would like to tell you we’re in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are…
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Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L
First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it…
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What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread
For those that partook, now there’s an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you’re superdesperate the Combine is on this…
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An Embarrassment of Post-Season Ramblings (A Downfield Matriculator Jam)
Have you been missing FITBAW?? I sure ’nuff have. Thankfully, our imaginary pal Downfield Matriculator has submitted the following for our great enjoyment… Of…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!
We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here’s what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 3 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Grand Final next week. Who are they? Let’s…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 2 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Preliminary Finals next week. Who are they? Let’s…