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Euro 2016 Preview – France
France is hosting Euro 2016, which means the soccer (or “football” if you don’t have American genitalia) team automatically qualified for the annual competition.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 11
Once again, apologies for posting the AFL Beat later than usual. I really need to get a spare key made for the DFO Clubhouse……
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UEFA Euros Preview – Belgium
As the above-pictured Romelu Lukaku (Everton WOO!!!!) goal may remind you, Belgium are the side that took out los Estados Unidos in the Round…
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Euro 2016 Preview – España
What do people think of when they think of Spain? There is a reason I put all those pictures in that order. After all…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Chile
Bienvenidos! Yes, I tried to spell that myself first, and really fucked it up. I am here to talk about the Lesser Footy hipsters…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Indigenous Round (10)
Did y’all like those cool ass guernseys? I dug blaxabbath’s comment about the Western jumper so much I put it up as the banner…
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Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread
This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar. The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter)…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…
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Champions League Final Open Thread
Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…