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Category: Offseason Open Threads
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Monday Night Open Thread – Soon, so soon
The penultimate off-season Monday Night Open Thread. Soon, we will have games to soothe our eyes and the Manning brothers to entertain us masses. …
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Monday Evening Open Thread – a nuanced discussion
Evening all. Fine evening, if you find the proper nuance to flavor your perception. No, I am not stoned when I am writing this…
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A Tool Meets His End-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I’ll get to Hogan/Bollea in a bit but this here is a football blog and and there’s some obligatory-ness that must be attended to.…
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This Just In-Swedish Women Are Still Good-Looking! A Thursday Open Thread
Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal. I don’t have that much…
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Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!
Why yes, I’ve just begun 1975’s Images In a Convent! I’m beginning my (director) Joe D’Amato phase, as one does when going down these…
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Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening…
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Is “In This Heat?” replacing “In This Economy?” Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Probably not but I’m going to give it a try. Last week, Mrs. Scotchnaut asked me to bring back some salad stuff and that…
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Post 10th Anniversary Blowout Thursday Open Thread
God, what a night that was! I’m still picking Tonight Girlfriends’ underthings (those that bothered to wear underthings) out of the branches of trees…
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A Falling Out That Doesn’t Involve A Helicopter Over The Ocean? BOOOO! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Let’s get right in there shall we? These kindergarten-level personal dynamics must be explained to the people! Petulant Shitheads Alert: Of course it was just…
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Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread
I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…