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Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening…
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Is “In This Heat?” replacing “In This Economy?” Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Probably not but I’m going to give it a try. Last week, Mrs. Scotchnaut asked me to bring back some salad stuff and that…
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Post 10th Anniversary Blowout Thursday Open Thread
God, what a night that was! I’m still picking Tonight Girlfriends’ underthings (those that bothered to wear underthings) out of the branches of trees…
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A Falling Out That Doesn’t Involve A Helicopter Over The Ocean? BOOOO! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Let’s get right in there shall we? These kindergarten-level personal dynamics must be explained to the people! Petulant Shitheads Alert: Of course it was just…
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Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread
I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…
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What’s Up? Not Much. Your Thursday Night Open Thread
T’is planting season up here and my wifey is going full bore. And as happens every year at this time, I re-learn all the…
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Your Leafs-Hatin’ Thursday Night Open Thread
I always try to lead with the football in my posts but tonight things are a bit different. The Senators haven’t been in the…
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Your Skinny Thursday Night Open Thread
Yes, there’s NHL and NBA stuff on tonight but aside from one tilt this evening seems to be bereft (haven’t used that word in…
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I Got Your (Basket) Balls Right Here! A Thursday Open Thread
I still think that the opening weekend is the best time to time to watch ball just like so many others but this second…
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Pre-Sweet 16 Sunday Open Thread
Good evening. The thinking goes that it’s the offseason, time to slack off and just crawl up in a ball of avoidance until the…